What are spiders webs good for ?Spiders !

What do you call a big irish spider ?Paddy long legs !

What is a spiders favourite TV show ?The newly web game !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?A spinning wheel !

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?He goes up the wall !

Why are spiders good swimmers ?They have webbed feet !

What is red and dangerous ?Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What did the spider say to the fly ?We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it !

Why did the spider buy a car ?So he could take it out for a spin !