Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”

How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.

First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My AuntBoy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt

What do you call an ant with frog’s legs? An antphibian.

Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies !

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.