How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”

How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.

What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies !

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.

What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.