First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?Second Caribou: The litterbug.
One woodworm met another. “How’s life?” she asked. “Oh, same as usual,” he replied, “boring.”
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants !
First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind?Second Caribou: A maybee.