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First Caribou: Which bug gobbl…

30 Dec , 2010  

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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Why did the bee started talkin…

30 Dec , 2010  

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?He was waxing lyrical !

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What’s more dangerous than bei…

30 Dec , 2010  

What’s more dangerous than being with a fool ?Fooling with a bee !

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What’s black, yellow and cover…

30 Dec , 2010  

What’s black, yellow and covered in blackberries ?A bramble bee !

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How does a queen bee get aroun…

30 Dec , 2010  

How does a queen bee get around her hive ?She’s throne !

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One woodworm met another. “How…

30 Dec , 2010  

One woodworm met another. “How’s life?” she asked. “Oh, same as usual,” he replied, “boring.”

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What is the difference between…

30 Dec , 2010  

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants !

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What did the bee say to the na…

30 Dec , 2010  

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?Bee-hive yourself !

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Who writes books for little be…

30 Dec , 2010  

Who writes books for little bees ?Bee-trix Potter !

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What is the biggest ant in the…

30 Dec , 2010  

What is the biggest ant in the world ?An elephant !

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What’s a bee-line ?The shortes…

30 Dec , 2010  

What’s a bee-line ?The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

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First Caribou: What do you cal…

30 Dec , 2010  

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind?Second Caribou: A maybee.