Which fly makes films ?Stephen Speilbug !

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?”Why are we running so fast ?” said oneBecause it says “Tear along the dotted line”

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

What is a flea’s favourite book ?The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What is the most faithful insect ?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What insect runs away from everything ?A flee !

How do you start an insect race ?One, two, flea – go

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What to you call a Russian flea ?A Moscow-ito !

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?Start from scratch !

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?Robert E Flea !

Where do bees go on holiday ?Stingapore !