Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?A: “Dead ant, Dead Ant … Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant”(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. “But why do we have to hurry?” said one. “Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line’”.

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, “If you don’t eat all your cotton, you won’t get any satin.”

How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, “You bite him ? I’m driving.”

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?

Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.