Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?

Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.

Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. “Have you ever read Shakespeare?” asked Carmella. “No,” said Mario. “Who wrote it?”

Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.

Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don’t want to have to retrain them.

Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He’d tried to hang himself with a rubber band.

Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, “Why don’t you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?” “We don’t wanna measure the length, mister!” Wyatt sneered. “We wanna […]