Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?

Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.

Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. “Have you ever read Shakespeare?” asked Carmella. “No,” said Mario. “Who wrote it?”

Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.

Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.

Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he’d locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. “Which is the cheapest window to break?” he asked. “You don’t have to break any of the windows,” […]

Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, “Back in 30 minutes,” so he sat down to wait for himself?

Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn’t stand the draft?

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.