Did you hear about the stupid photographer?He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
I don’t know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.
An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. “And what shall I do with the earth, sir?” asked the laborer. “Don’t be daft, man,” he replied. “Just dig another hole and bury it.”
A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, “Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?” And Harry replied, “I’m taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth.”
An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!
Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?
What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, “It’s worse than I thought. It’s broken on both sides.”
Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn’t remember if he used to be forgetful.
