Did you hear about the stupid photographer?He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
I don’t know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.
An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. “And what shall I do with the earth, sir?” asked the laborer. “Don’t be daft, man,” he replied. “Just dig another hole and bury it.”
A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, “Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?” And Harry replied, “I’m taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth.”
An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!
Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?
What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, “It’s worse than I thought. It’s broken on both sides.”
Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn’t remember if he used to be forgetful.
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. “What are they for?” he asked the pet shop manager. “Ah well, sir,” came the reply, “that’s […]
