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Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the dumb fa…

1 Nov , 2010  

Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?

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Personnel Director: What would…

1 Nov , 2010  

Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn’t go to these places no more!

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What do you call an alien star…

1 Nov , 2010  

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

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Teacher: That’s the stupidest …

1 Nov , 2010  

Teacher: That’s the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That’s my son. Teacher: Oh! I’m so sorry. Mother: You’re sorry?

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How do you confuse an idiot? G…

1 Nov , 2010  

How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.

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A man in a swimming pool was o…

1 Nov , 2010  

A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive ? there’s no water in that pool!” “That’s all right,” said the man. “I can’t swim!”

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Did you hear about the stupid …

1 Nov , 2010  

Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?His horse drowned . . .

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Fred: Did you hear about the I…

1 Nov , 2010  

Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.

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Q: How many idiots who ask stu…

1 Nov , 2010  

Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

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Housekeeper: Professor, there’…

1 Nov , 2010  

Housekeeper: Professor, there’s a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn’t believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I’ll have to go and tell him myself.

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“Say, your house is burning.””…

1 Nov , 2010  

“Say, your house is burning.””That’s okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one.”

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An idiotic laborer was told by…

1 Nov , 2010  

An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. “And what shall I do with the earth, sir?” asked the laborer. “Don’t be daft, man,” he replied. “Just dig another hole and bury it.”