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Holton sat down in a Green Bay…

1 Nov , 2010  

Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, “Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?” “Sure is!” she answered. “Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture.”

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Did you hear about the dimwit …

1 Nov , 2010  

Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn’t have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.

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“Say, your house is burning.””…

1 Nov , 2010  

“Say, your house is burning.””That’s okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one.”

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What do you call an alien star…

1 Nov , 2010  

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

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Teacher: That’s the stupidest …

1 Nov , 2010  

Teacher: That’s the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That’s my son. Teacher: Oh! I’m so sorry. Mother: You’re sorry?

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How do you confuse an idiot? G…

1 Nov , 2010  

How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.

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A man in a swimming pool was o…

1 Nov , 2010  

A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive ? there’s no water in that pool!” “That’s all right,” said the man. “I can’t swim!”

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Did you hear about the stupid …

1 Nov , 2010  

Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?His horse drowned . . .

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Fred: Did you hear about the I…

1 Nov , 2010  

Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.

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Q: How many idiots who ask stu…

1 Nov , 2010  

Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

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Housekeeper: Professor, there’…

1 Nov , 2010  

Housekeeper: Professor, there’s a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn’t believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I’ll have to go and tell him myself.

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My friend is so stupid that he…

1 Nov , 2010  

My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.