A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.”You’re extinct,” he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.”What was that you said?” The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.”You are extinct.” The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. “So would you if you’d been dead […]
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.’Don’t waste your time,’ Pat hollered.’The rifle is not loaded.”I can’t wait,’ Mike shouted back.’The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!’
Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, ‘We’ve been hunting all day. We’ve shot at five deer – and not hit one!”OK. Let’s miss two more and then head back to camp,’ said Bob.
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!
Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, “Please, Doc. How’s my […]
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give himits hide. Draping the […]
Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. “Quick,” said the first, “shoot it.” “I can’t,” said the second. “My gun isn’t loaded.” “Well,” said the first,” you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn’t.”
