What did one bell say to the other? “Be my valenchime!”

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”

A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. ‘Why don’t you play with your friends?’ he asked.’Because I only have one friend,’ the girl replied. ‘And I hate her.’

Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Don’t complain. It only leaks when it rains.

Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Shh! Don’t make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!

Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

“Do you love me more than you love sleep?””I can’t answer now. It’s time for my nap!”