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Sammy: My parents are sending …

29 Aug , 2010  

Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!

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Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad yo…

29 Aug , 2010  

Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter.’Why?’ asked his mother in her reply.’Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.

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Meg’s mother was visiting her …

29 Aug , 2010  

Meg’s mother was visiting her daughter at camp. ‘How did you find the steak dinner?’ she asked.’With a magnifying glass!’

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Pierre was a camper from Franc…

29 Aug , 2010  

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn’t sing very well.’Does that make you homesick?’ someone asked Pierre.’No,’ he answered. ‘Just sick sick!’

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John was hard at work with the…

29 Aug , 2010  

John was hard at work with the broom in his family’s tent.His mother came in and said, ‘That’s nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?”No,’ John answered. ‘I’m sweeping out the dirt.’

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Terry and Debbie were camping …

29 Aug , 2010  

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.’How far is it to town?’ Terry wanted to know.’Six miles,’ said Debbie.’That’s too far to walk,’ Terry replied.’It’s not too bad,’ Debbie said. ‘We can each walk three miles!’

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Bob: Did you hear about the ca…

29 Aug , 2010  

Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: That’s impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.Bob: It doesn’t have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!

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At the end of camp, Julie won …

29 Aug , 2010  

At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.’How did your trunk get so neat?’ she asked her messy daughter.’It was easy,’ said Julie. ‘I just never unpacked!’

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What did one bell say to the o…

29 Aug , 2010  

What did one bell say to the other? “Be my valenchime!”

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What happened when the monster…

29 Aug , 2010  

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What would you get if you cros…

29 Aug , 2010  

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!

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What did the elephant say to h…

29 Aug , 2010  

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”