Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!
Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter.’Why?’ asked his mother in her reply.’Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.
Meg’s mother was visiting her daughter at camp. ‘How did you find the steak dinner?’ she asked.’With a magnifying glass!’
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn’t sing very well.’Does that make you homesick?’ someone asked Pierre.’No,’ he answered. ‘Just sick sick!’
John was hard at work with the broom in his family’s tent.His mother came in and said, ‘That’s nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?”No,’ John answered. ‘I’m sweeping out the dirt.’
Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.’How far is it to town?’ Terry wanted to know.’Six miles,’ said Debbie.’That’s too far to walk,’ Terry replied.’It’s not too bad,’ Debbie said. ‘We can each walk three miles!’
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: That’s impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.Bob: It doesn’t have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said ‘Don’t climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don’t come running to me!’
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, ‘Order! Order!’In a flash someone shouted out, ‘Hamburger, coke and fries!’
At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.’How did your trunk get so neat?’ she asked her messy daughter.’It was easy,’ said Julie. ‘I just never unpacked!’
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
