Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.’How far is it to town?’ Terry wanted to know.’Six miles,’ said Debbie.’That’s too far to walk,’ Terry replied.’It’s not too bad,’ Debbie said. ‘We can each walk three miles!’
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: That’s impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.Bob: It doesn’t have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: That’s right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: ‘What is the best part of the camp?’One wise guy answered, ‘Going home!’
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, ‘I thought of camp yesterday.”Why?’ the counsellor asked. ‘Where were you?”At the garbage dump!’ the old camper answered.
Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!
Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter.’Why?’ asked his mother in her reply.’Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. ‘Why don’t you play with your friends?’ he asked.’Because I only have one friend,’ the girl replied. ‘And I hate her.’
Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Don’t complain. It only leaks when it rains.
