New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: That’s right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: ‘What is the best part of the camp?’One wise guy answered, ‘Going home!’
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, ‘I thought of camp yesterday.”Why?’ the counsellor asked. ‘Where were you?”At the garbage dump!’ the old camper answered.
Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!
Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter.’Why?’ asked his mother in her reply.’Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.
Meg’s mother was visiting her daughter at camp. ‘How did you find the steak dinner?’ she asked.’With a magnifying glass!’
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn’t sing very well.’Does that make you homesick?’ someone asked Pierre.’No,’ he answered. ‘Just sick sick!’
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. ‘Why don’t you play with your friends?’ he asked.’Because I only have one friend,’ the girl replied. ‘And I hate her.’
Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Don’t complain. It only leaks when it rains.
Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Shh! Don’t make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk!Counselor: That’s what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
