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The Rocky Mountains are very b…

29 Aug , 2010  

The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains.One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, ‘Time to get up.’And eight hours later the echo came back […]

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Dawn was breaking over the cam…

29 Aug , 2010  

Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.’That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,’ Tony announced.Steve turned to him and said, ‘Why didn’t you wake me up? You know I can’t sleep during a storm!’ […]

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a…

29 Aug , 2010  

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they’re both cracked!

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How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. “Y…

29 Aug , 2010  

How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. “You’re welcome. “

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How is a bell obedient? It sou…

29 Aug , 2010  

How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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Why was the banker bored? Beca…

29 Aug , 2010  

Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.

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Why can’t you keep secrets in …

29 Aug , 2010  

Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.

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What kind of bell doesn’t ring…

29 Aug , 2010  

What kind of bell doesn’t ring?A dumbbell.

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If you need a loan, who do you…

29 Aug , 2010  

If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

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Sammy: My parents are sending …

29 Aug , 2010  

Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!

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Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad yo…

29 Aug , 2010  

Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter.’Why?’ asked his mother in her reply.’Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.

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Meg’s mother was visiting her …

29 Aug , 2010  

Meg’s mother was visiting her daughter at camp. ‘How did you find the steak dinner?’ she asked.’With a magnifying glass!’