Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they’re both cracked!
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?Sister Matic !
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn’t sing very well.’Does that make you homesick?’ someone asked Pierre.’No,’ he answered. ‘Just sick sick!’
John was hard at work with the broom in his family’s tent.His mother came in and said, ‘That’s nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?”No,’ John answered. ‘I’m sweeping out the dirt.’
Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.’How far is it to town?’ Terry wanted to know.’Six miles,’ said Debbie.’That’s too far to walk,’ Terry replied.’It’s not too bad,’ Debbie said. ‘We can each walk three miles!’
