Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they’re both cracked!
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?Sister Matic !
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: That’s right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: ‘What is the best part of the camp?’One wise guy answered, ‘Going home!’
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, ‘I thought of camp yesterday.”Why?’ the counsellor asked. ‘Where were you?”At the garbage dump!’ the old camper answered.
