Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they’re both cracked!
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?Sister Matic !
Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.’How far is it to town?’ Terry wanted to know.’Six miles,’ said Debbie.’That’s too far to walk,’ Terry replied.’It’s not too bad,’ Debbie said. ‘We can each walk three miles!’
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: That’s impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.Bob: It doesn’t have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: That’s right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
