Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !
After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, ” My wife is afraid the bathtub will fall through […]
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it forGramma’s kitchen. “Well now, where’s my bucket and where’s my water?” Gramma […]
The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. “Have you ever been x-rayed?”, asked the doctor. “Nope,” she replied, “But ah’ve been ultra-violated.”
What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !
There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the […]
A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.” The husband replied, “How about a chair?!?”
