The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said. […]

Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Q: What’s black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper.

What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.

Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.

Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?A bellerina !

Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !

Do you love me?Of courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon meringue pie !