Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o’clock race – so I backed the seventh. Did it win?No, it came seventh. […]
What’s the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.
Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !
