Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !
Do you love me?Of courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon meringue pie !
I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o’clock race – so I backed the seventh. Did it win?No, it came seventh. […]
What’s the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.
