A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.He picks it up, and as he’s looking […]
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? “Genius has its limits.”
What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don’t know and I don’t care!
The world’s most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. “They’re yours, but what are they for?” the genie asked.”I’m tired of walking everywhere–I want to just ride the horse. The sumo […]
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
