How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?”I don’t know, but I can look it up for you.”
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed.To which the curator replied, “Bring him […]
How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?Third as many as for a regular bulb.
How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?”Are you kidding? They won’t even change a five dollar bill.”
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperwork.
Two friends: – I heard that you have founded a musical band.- Yes, it is a quartet.- How many are you?- We are three.- Three?- Me and my brother.- You have a brother?- No, why do you ask?
Two guys are talking:(1) – I’ve bought a tour to my mother-in-law.(2) – Your mother-in-law???!!!(1) – Why not, to Bagdad.
A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. “We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to […]
Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with — freshwater or sea water? The cruise director answered,”Sea water.” “Oh, that explains why it’s so roughtoday.”
