How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do lovesick owls say when it’s raining?Too-wet-to-woo.

My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.

Sharon: I’m so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.

My teacher loves me – she puts kisses against all my sums.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?”I love you with all my art!”

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!

Freda: Boys whisper they love me.Fred: Well, they wouldn’t admit it out loud, would they?

What do you call an amorous insect?The love bug.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?I love you aw-flea.

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage. “Look,” she reacted. […]

Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.