Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?To Palm Beach.

Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots? A: Because they’ll melt.

Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn’t have the guts too

Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didn’t join others and he says “let them fight they forgot I […]

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.

Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!

What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.

Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey