Did you hear about the depressed horse?He told a tale of whoa!

Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?He’s not a star though, he just does bit parts!

Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?He always said “Neigh”

Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn’t tell the difference between his two horses?His friend suggested measuring them, that didn’t help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!

Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?He fell in love with the Grand National winner!

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?He didn’t have enough money tabaccer!

Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?He still lacked common and horse!

Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

As horses say to one another.Any friend of yours is a palomino!

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn’t show up at the church.He got colt feet

“Will I ever be able to race my horse again” the owner asked the vet.The vet replied, “You certainly will, and you’ll probably beat her too!”