How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?He tried to stirrup some interest!
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?They take a gallop poll!
How do you make a small fortune out of horses?Start off with a large fortune!
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?They had to pay the jockey overtime!
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek”Who wrote it?Major Bumsore
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?He was the last of his race!
