What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?Grow old!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?Stop beating a dead hearse!

What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?Fiddler on the hoof!

What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world?A globe-trotter!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A hoarse horse!

How much money did the bronco have?Only a buck!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?Jockey and Jill!