What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?Grow old!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?Jockey and Jill!

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?Stop beating a dead hearse!

What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?Fiddler on the hoof!

What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world?A globe-trotter!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A hoarse horse!