What is a horse’s favourite sport?Stable tennis!

What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours

What is a jockey’s motto?Put your money where your mount is!

What is a thespian pony?A little horse play!

What is horse sense?Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he saw she had no clothes on?It made him shy!

What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!

What goes “Clip”?A one legged horse!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!

What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What do you call the horse than lives next door?A neighbour!