Funny Horse jokes - Page 5

Horse jokes

What has four legs and see jus…

19 May , 2010  

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!

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What is a horse’s favourite sp…

19 May , 2010  

What is a horse’s favourite sport?Stable tennis!

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What is a horses favourite kin…

19 May , 2010  

What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

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What is a horses favourite TV …

19 May , 2010  

What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours

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What is a jockey’s motto?Put y…

19 May , 2010  

What is a jockey’s motto?Put your money where your mount is!

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What is a thespian pony?A litt…

19 May , 2010  

What is a thespian pony?A little horse play!

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What is horse sense?Stable thi…

19 May , 2010  

What is horse sense?Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

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What equine likes to cut in li…

19 May , 2010  

What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!

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What goes “Clip”?A one legged …

19 May , 2010  

What goes “Clip”?A one legged horse!

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What goes into the mouth of a …

19 May , 2010  

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!

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What duo were famous for steal…

19 May , 2010  

What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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What does it mean if you find …

18 Mar , 2010  

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.