What person strives to ensure safety for horses?Ralph Neighder!

What’s another name for an assistant stable cleaner?A co-pile-it!

What’s as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?A horses shadow!

What’s black and white and turns cartwheels?A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?The ground!

When does a horse neigh?Whinny wants to!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?A tale of whoa!

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What is the strongest animal?A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he saw she had no clothes on?It made him shy!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?Business kept falling off!