What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?The ground!

When does a horse neigh?Whinny wants to!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?A tale of whoa!

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What is the strongest animal?A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?An Appaloosa!

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?Ralph Neighder!

What’s another name for an assistant stable cleaner?A co-pile-it!

What’s as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?A horses shadow!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?Business kept falling off!

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!