Why is horse racing so romantic?Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?In the Sir Lance Lot
Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?The psycho-path!
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?An exhorsist!
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?Because it’s covered with horsehide!
