You said it was a great horse and it is.It took twenty other horses to beat him!
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all.Well neither can a fence!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?Because he was often scratched!
Why is a racehorse like a letter?They both begin a trip at the post!
Why is an egg like a young horse?Because it can’t be used until it’s broken!
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Why is horse racing so romantic?Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
