You said it was a great horse and it is.It took twenty other horses to beat him!
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all.Well neither can a fence!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?They’re always switching their tails!
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?Because he was often scratched!
Why is a racehorse like a letter?They both begin a trip at the post!
Why is an egg like a young horse?Because it can’t be used until it’s broken!
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
