Why did the Romans build straight roads ?So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?Toga-ether we can rule the world !
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?They wanted another excuse to watch football.
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?Speaking Latin !
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?On their feet !
Why does history keep repeating itself ?Because we weren’t listening the first time !
Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.
“What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.”
“You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower.” “Really? Which rat was he?”
Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?” Student: “Baseballs.” Teacher: “Baseballs?” Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”
