What famous chiropodist ruled England ?William the Corn-cutter!

What English King invented the fireplace ?Alfred the grate !

Who invented King Arthur’s round table ?Sir Circumference !

What was King Arthur’s favourite game ?Knights and crosses !

What was Camelot ?A place where people parked their camels !

What was Camelot famous for ?It’s knight life !

When were King Arthur’s army too tired to fight ?When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?The second one !

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?His wife !

When did Caesar reign ?I didn’t know he reigned.Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?Toga-ether we can rule the world !