You’ve failed history again !Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !

How did you do in your tests ?I did what George Washington did !What was that ?Went down in history !

Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?Old King Coal !

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?He liked to chop and change !

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?Sat down !

Where was the Magna Carta signed ?At the bottom !

I’m learning ancient history ?So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !

What do history teachers make when they want to get together ?Dates !

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.How many galleons did the get to the mile !