When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?I don’t know, I wasn’t invited !

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ?The registration of the car that ran him over !

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have ‘the’ as their middle names !

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?A: In his sleevies!

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?A knight light

You’ve failed history again !Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !

How did you do in your tests ?I did what George Washington did !What was that ?Went down in history !

Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?Giddy up horsey !