A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?”The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or […]
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.’Are you here as a ghost ?’ asked his friends’No, I’m an undercover agent”.
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for ‘tick or tweet’ !
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie.
