What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?”Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
