What do witches eat at Halloween ?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?”Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
