What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?Mash-scara!

What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had […]

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The light’s witch !

Q: What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

What is a childs’s favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.