Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you’re bald.
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.The cowboy said, “Young […]
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn’t turn a hair! Second boy: I’m not surprised – your dad’s bald!
What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!
Look at that bald man over there. It’s the first time I’ve seen a parting with ears.
America’s oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn’t got a grey hair on her head. How come? She’s completely bald.
Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a costume […]
The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children’s parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, “My daddy doesn’t have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of.”
