Funny Hair and bald jokes - Page 4

Hair and bald jokes

My barber is a specialist in r…

1 Nov , 2009  

My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he’s finished, your face is full of short cuts.

Hair and bald jokes

Barber: Were you wearing a red…

1 Nov , 2009  

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.

Hair and bald jokes

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps f…

1 Nov , 2009  

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?Yes, here is a paper bag !

Hair and bald jokes

Why did the bald man go outsid…

1 Nov , 2009  

Why did the bald man go outside ?To get some fresh hair !

Hair and bald jokes

When can you dive in a swimmin…

1 Nov , 2009  

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?When your bald !

Hair and bald jokes

Why does a barber never shave …

1 Nov , 2009  

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

Hair and bald jokes

Doctor, doctor, can you give m…

1 Nov , 2009  

Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you’re bald.

Hair and bald jokes

Why do bald-headed men never u…

1 Nov , 2009  

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?Because they’ve lost their locks.

Hair and bald jokes

Why do barbers make good drive…

1 Nov , 2009  

Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.

Hair and bald jokes

A man sitting in a barber’s ch…

1 Nov , 2009  

A man sitting in a barber’s chair noticed that the barber’s hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, “Yes, sir, no one’s been in for a shampoo yet.”

Hair and bald jokes

A punk walked into a barber’s …

1 Nov , 2009  

A punk walked into a barber’s shop and sat in an empty chair. “Haircut, sir?” asked the barber. “No, just change the oil, please!”

Hair and bald jokes

How much for a haircut? Barber…

1 Nov , 2009  

How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right – shave my head.