Customer: Couldn’t you see I was going bald?Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?Barber: I didn’t, nature beat me to it.
Customer: Why doesn’t my hairline look good?Barber: It’s on the same old head.
Customer: Why is my hairline receding?Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.
Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?Sharon: No, why ?Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it’s not on her head!
Teacher: I see you don’t cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. “No,” said Mom. “It’s glue.” “I thought so,” said Janet. “I wondered why I couldn’t get my hat off today.”
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?When your bald !
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
