Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?Sharon: No, why ?Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.
Customer: Couldn’t you see I was going bald?Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?Barber: I didn’t, nature beat me to it.
Customer: Why doesn’t my hairline look good?Barber: It’s on the same old head.
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it’s not on her head!
Teacher: I see you don’t cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. “No,” said Mom. “It’s glue.” “I thought so,” said Janet. “I wondered why I couldn’t get my hat off today.”
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: I’m not surprised – hurry up, will you?
