Funny Gorilla jokes - Page 7

Gorilla jokes

Q. Why does Rilla get mad when…

13 Oct , 2009  

Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he’s in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, “GO-RILLA!”

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Do you know a favourite expres…

13 Oct , 2009  

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?Apesy daisy!

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Do Apes kiss?Yes, but never on…

13 Oct , 2009  

Do Apes kiss?Yes, but never on the first date!

Gorilla jokes

A man walks outside to his car…

11 May , 2009  

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who’s a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair […]

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Q: What’s black and dangerous …

11 May , 2009  

Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Q: Why did the gorilla fall ou…

11 May , 2009  

Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?A: Because it was dead.

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Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?A…

11 May , 2009  

Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?A: They were raised in a zoo!

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Q: What do you get when you pu…

11 May , 2009  

Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?A: Rhesus Pieces.