Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he’s in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, “GO-RILLA!”
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?Apesy daisy!
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who’s a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair […]
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?A: Because it was dead.
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?A: Rhesus Pieces.