What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didn’t take it – he already had a door!
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?Wet!
What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?As little as possible, dummy!
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?Paul, stop monkeying around!
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, ‘Clean Washroom’?He cleaned it!
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?Listen baby, I think I’m falling for you!
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?Listen, hotshots, don’t monkey around with me!
If George Raft’s wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?A very large bedroom.
