What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?Paul, stop monkeying around!
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, ‘Clean Washroom’?He cleaned it!
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?Listen baby, I think I’m falling for you!
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?Listen, hotshots, don’t monkey around with me!
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?Wet!
What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?As little as possible, dummy!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
