What political party entices most Gorillas?The Treepublican Party!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What’s black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What’s black, hairy, and writes under water?A ball-point gorilla!

What’s hairy and flies through the air?Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?Anything it wants!

What does a Gorilla attorney study?The Law of the jungle!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?The Apey-cees!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?I can’t help it – she brings out the beast in me!

What gives a gorilla good taste?Four years in an Ivy League school!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didn’t take it – he already had a door!