Which author do the Gorillas love most?Joh Steinbeck – who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!’
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?Fall-adelphia!
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?Nearby – the Ape-lle doesn’t fall far from the tree!
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?A banana split!
