Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Why did the Ape jump off the building?He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!
Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?To avoid the draft!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?The bear hug!
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?Gorilla Monsoon – he knows the ropes!
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite playwright?Eugene O’Neill – who wrote ‘The Hairy Ape!’
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?Hairy Truman!
