A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is […]

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?A: They have big fingers.

Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?They don’t really know – but they’re NUTS about him!

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why do primates do so well in show biz?Put any Ape in the spotlight – and monkeyshines!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?The elevator men are on strike!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?They like any jungle – even a blackboard jungle!

Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?His balk was worse than his bite!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!