What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?Dr Spook.

Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.

Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.