What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!Ghost: Don’t worry, ma’am, I’m just passing through.
What did one ghost say to another? I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe in people.
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, “I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.” The man said, “in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?”
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?The landlord said “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
