Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.

Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!Ghost: Don’t worry, ma’am, I’m just passing through.

What did one ghost say to another? I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe in people.

Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?Hoblin Goblin.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?The landlord said “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”