What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you’re spooken to.

What is a ghost’s favorite Wild West town?Tombstone.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul’s Day

Why don’t ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.

What do you call a ghost who’s always sleeping? Lazy bones.

Who said “Shiver me timbers!” on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.

What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

A butler came running into his important master’s office. “Sir, sir, there’s a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?” Without looking up from his work the master said, “Tell him I can’t see him.”

Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue – you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.

Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.