What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?Ban-she, ban-she !
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t think what possessed her.
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want?”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost my tail…… and cannot rest […]
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: “Make a fright turn at the corner.”
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you’re spooken to.
