How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?She was trying to get ahead !

What kind of street does a ghost like best?A dead end.

Knock KnockWho’s there !Boo !Boo who ?Just Boo ! I’m a ghost !

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?Skelly-vision!

Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?” Student 2: “They are?” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”

What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!

What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair? With a scare dryer!

Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there’s no body there!

What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!