What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?A holy terror.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day?A booquet of flowers.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Dayscare centers

What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-They boo-kle their seatbelts

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.

What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.

When do ghosts usually appear?Just before someone screams.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?Bamboo.

What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?The roller ghosted.

What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?”Don’t get your sheets dirty!”