What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?Hop in !

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?They sit eggsaminations !

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left.An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier […]

Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?A: Unhoppy!!

I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.