Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left.An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier […]
I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
