What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !

What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !

Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !

Whats a frogs favourite game ? It’s croak-et !

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !

What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !

Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !