What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !

What’s a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !

Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Whats a frogs favourite game ? It’s croak-et !

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !

What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !