Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.

Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !

How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You’ll croak in no time !

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !

What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !

Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !