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Why doesnt Kermit like elephan…

5 Oct , 2009  

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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How did the toad die ? He simp…

5 Oct , 2009  

How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

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What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-d…

5 Oct , 2009  

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

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Whats the world weakest animal…

5 Oct , 2009  

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

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Whats white on the outside, gr…

5 Oct , 2009  

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

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What happens if you eat a hot …

5 Oct , 2009  

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You’ll croak in no time !

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Where do frogs leave their hat…

5 Oct , 2009  

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

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Where do you get frogs eggs ? …

5 Oct , 2009  

Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !

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What’s a toads favourite sweet…

5 Oct , 2009  

What’s a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

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What do you call a frog spy ? …

5 Oct , 2009  

What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

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What do you call a girl with a…

5 Oct , 2009  

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !

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What do toads drink ? Croaka-c…

5 Oct , 2009  

What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !