Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You’ll croak in no time !

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !

What’s a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !

What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !